Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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