Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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