Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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