no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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