at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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