we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
