She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We are two peas in an std pod
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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