I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My liver just had a heart attack.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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