What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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