You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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