Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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