am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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