I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low