I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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