What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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