The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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