Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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