Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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