i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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