Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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