Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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