So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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