You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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