Even the bartender felt bad for me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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