Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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