PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Randomize