Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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