Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Im part way to drunk.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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