I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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