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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

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  Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

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  Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  ...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.

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