When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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