Betty ford says i'm here all night
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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