I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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