i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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