I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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