how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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