I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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