Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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