I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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