What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
too bad you live with your parents still
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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