But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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