She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
