I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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