I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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