We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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