Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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