spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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