Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He shit in the fireplace
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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