All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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