Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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