she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Terrible idea I love it