haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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