did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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