called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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