Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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