In the future we'll all be gay
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
