Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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