Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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