It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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