did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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