Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Can Purell be used as lube?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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